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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Dropping the Bomb

The ants laid waste to the Kitchen Base a few days ago and have setup a massive defensive army. All of the chemicals currently being laid on the base have had very little effect. The ants have shown that they can mobilize troops at a moments notice as the current occpupiers are swept under the chemical.

Plans for a _massive_ bombing are being carried out. Grits have been laid out across the surface of the counter for the ants to eat and explode. Sugar has been laid out amongst it to attract them in great numbers. At 16:40 hours, chemical bombs will be dropped on both ends of the counter and on their supply convoys.

In two hours, all shall be silent and the terrifying stories of Warlord Fadumpt shall travel throughout the lands of the ants. These stories will be speculation and third party accounts of the devastation, for there will be no survivors. No war ravaged scouts with missing appendages, sitting in a rocking chair in a bar. Drinking his ale and recounting the horrifying events that unfolding on that fateful day.

May God spare their savage souls
good night and good luck.