The Ants Go Marching
Today at 7:02PM EDT, The House of Fadumpt has declared the war on the ants to be
officially over. Use of chemical weapontry was approved this morning
and the attack began at 6:45PM EDT using an Ammonia based warhead. The
armies of the ants were flattened as the chemical swept through their
ranks. A second volley of the chemical finished off any survivors. The
attack moved on to Kitchen Base where a massive assault was carried out
to crush those ants that had taken over parts of the base in an earlier
attack. Plans are being made for further assaults to be carried out
over the next week to remove the threat of another ant uprisal from any
surviving batallions.
officially over. Use of chemical weapontry was approved this morning
and the attack began at 6:45PM EDT using an Ammonia based warhead. The
armies of the ants were flattened as the chemical swept through their
ranks. A second volley of the chemical finished off any survivors. The
attack moved on to Kitchen Base where a massive assault was carried out
to crush those ants that had taken over parts of the base in an earlier
attack. Plans are being made for further assaults to be carried out
over the next week to remove the threat of another ant uprisal from any
surviving batallions.
posted by Fadumpt at
4/23/2006 07:12:00 PM
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