Survey from Exdaix Blog
1. Got a middle name?
Morris...after some Uncle...i think...
2. Gender matters, or so they tell me. What’s the deal with you?
Mind your own business!
3. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Umm...this Tomato Parmesean thingy...you add water to it and microwave it and eat it...but it got crunchy towards the end...and it wasn't really breakfast cuz it's 12:00noon but I just got up recently so it broke my fast so...
4. So, let’s pretend that you’re in the Canadian tundra being hunted by a gigantic rabid mutant wolverine that has been infected with the G Virus. He’s GOING to find you. This is Canada, so there’s no help ANYWHERE within thousands of miles. You have THREE things. What are they?
a rubber chicken, a squirrel army (is that still one item), and excellent leadership abilities
So i wave the rubber chicken in the air to distract him, right? and then I command the squirrel army to attack!, right? and then they all chicken out! stupid squirrels :( and then I die trying to beat the wolverine thing to death with a rubber chicken (Please Note: no actual rubber chickens weree injured in the concoction of this explanation)
5. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one’s around except a mime, and it hits the mime, does the mime make a sound?
Of course not! He still has his pride! If he makes a sound he'll die knowing he wasn't mime enough!
6. Ramen noodles. Yes or no?
Yup yup yup
7. Five birds are perched on a fence. You, because you’re feeling sadistic, take out a pellet gun and cap one. How many are left, genius?
You simply assume that my awesome aiming abilities hit one of them? Well i have news for you mister! the shot hit the fence and all the birds realized they were under fire and it was all i could do to slam the window shut and they ran into cuz it was cleaned with windex and they couldn't tell it was a window (you know like in the commercial?)
8. What color is your hair?
Uber Dark Brown (it's a color! look it up in crayola)
10. What do you think of Led Zeppelin?
80'S MUSIC OWNS!
11. Black Sabbath?
haven't listened to it
12. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
OH YEAH! That and Russian Opera!
13. Kevin Smith makes brilliant films. True or False?
Who's Kevin Smith? (me googles) FALSE you trickster! He stars in good stuff though!
14. In the grand scheme of things, what three things would you say are most important to you?
family, friends, hobbies
15. YOU! Cake or death?
Cake, whatever ya got
16. Does elevator music ever remind you of the elevator?
it makes me puke (the music not the elevator)
17. 4 way tag team match. Wayne & Garth vs. Bill & Ted vs. Laurel & Hardy vs. Jay & Silent Bob. Who wins?
Wayne & Garth will go down first, cuz country sucks
Jay & Silent Bob next
then Bill & Ted, they were pretty funny....
and Laurel & Hardy Will beat the living crap out of all of them! and reign as Champion of the World Wide Comedy Fight! W00t!
18. The following quote is said by whom in what movie?
“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air.”
Dogma
19. Got a car? If so, what kind is it?
1974 Volkswagon Type 11
20. Can I get a ride?
Sure, plenty 'a' room
21. May I be excused to go to the bathroom?
SCREW YOU! HOW DARE YOU JUST WALK OUT ON AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT! PEE ON YOURSELF!
22. Alright. So you take a part-time job with The Mafia. You are the Godfather’s taste tester. By some string of events you know for a fact that the Godfather’s ravioli has been poisoned by an Irish family that controls another part of town but has been trying to move into the Godfather’s territory. Telling the Godfather that his ravioli is poisoned will arouse suspicion that you are double-crossing the Family. And only an idiot would refuse to taste the ravioli. Remember, The Mafia is like elephants. They never forget. What do you do?
really only one right answer to this question...and sadly...i have no clue what it is...
so..i...Throw the ravioli at the wall and start screaming "I HATE RAVIOLI! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" and just make a big old scene like that, could work...it has a definate chance...
23. Are you by any chance Catholic?
Well..my mom was catholic
24. Communist?
Russian Or True communism?
25. Hungry? I’ve got a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just ate
26. What do you think of George W. Bush?
(the contents of this message have been censored due to the laws that govern (anti-bush) talk in this country, now back to your regular programming)
27. Got Milk?
yeah, it's in the fridge
28. “Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson.”, says Elrond. “Unfortunately, you have come at a bad time. We are under siege by orcs from the Misty Mountains who are being led by the Nazgul. You must help us fight. Due to a shortage in armaments, you may only use one weapon. What will you have?” (Sorry kids. No automatic weapons, missile launchers, nukes, rubber chickens, or anything like that can be found in Rivendell).
You can't just mix movies like that! it's just wrong! But if you are Mr. Anderson...your don't need weapons...you are "THE ONE" you could bend their swords around and make them kill themselves
29. Tell me, citizen, are you Spartacus?
Well, to tell a family secret....my great^16 grandfather was Roman...yup yup
30. Ozzy Osborne vs. Donny Osmond. Your money’s on...
who?
31. Who was the 16th president of the United States?
16 aye? (/me googles) oh him! cool (haha i'm not telling!)
32. Hablas tu Espanol?
asi asi :-/
33. Sprechen sie Deutche?
used to know some curse words...
34. So, what do you think of Russia?
Cool Country...dark past...great opera
35. Are you capable of punching someone in the face?
Physically and mentally. (I like this answer, gonna steal it)
36. Have you ever been in a fist fight? If so, what’s largest number of fist fights you’ve ever gotten into in one year?
I've only been in one or two, in school, nothing to "write home about" :-/
37. How would you respond to a question with no wrong answer?
No wrong answer? sweeet! those are the most fun to argue the point to the bitter end, and then argue some more, and just throw BS everywhere!
38. At an interdenominational church gathering, the building catches on fire. What denomination gets out first? Why?
gets out first? hey man this is church! Pious church goeers and such, they all help eachother out of the building....or in today's world, they beat eachother up getting to the door....
39. Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
obviously the ton of feathers, becuase it was packaged in a tightly sealed box, while the bricks were just thrown in some cheap cardboard box and by the time it hit the ground it was empty,
40. What is the atomic number of Lithium?
isn't that the stuff that's used for money in star trek and carried around in gold bricks?
41. Hey! Whassup room? A/S/L?
/kick AOL'er
42. Okay, once and for all. Who is the biggest badass, King Kong or Godzilla?
Godzilla
43. Do you believe in miracles?
Yea
44. Your opinion please. Film, wonderful art form that it is, is still only the bastard child of Theatre. Yes or no? Why?
hmm, probably....cuz film is like a mad attempt to make as many billions as you can....and theatre is probably more about giving a great show each time then making a crapload of money
45. Idaho. Youdaho?
That was retarded in school and it's still retarded...DIE
46. Do you think Smurfs would taste good, or would you just use them to make blue paint?
NO! you take your grubby hands off the Smurfs! that was a good show!
47. If natural selection really works, why do you think Carrot Top is still around?
are you kidding? with hair like that!
48. Say something nice about the person who sent this to you.
(well, i read it in his blog)
hmm..Exdaix..something nice...he's a cool nut, and still goofy, and draws some really nice things :)
49. Say something nice about anyone besides the person who sent this to you. Anyone at all!
well, my parent's are really great for all that they help me out with
50. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm pretty sure i failed that class
Morris...after some Uncle...i think...
2. Gender matters, or so they tell me. What’s the deal with you?
Mind your own business!
3. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Umm...this Tomato Parmesean thingy...you add water to it and microwave it and eat it...but it got crunchy towards the end...and it wasn't really breakfast cuz it's 12:00noon but I just got up recently so it broke my fast so...
4. So, let’s pretend that you’re in the Canadian tundra being hunted by a gigantic rabid mutant wolverine that has been infected with the G Virus. He’s GOING to find you. This is Canada, so there’s no help ANYWHERE within thousands of miles. You have THREE things. What are they?
a rubber chicken, a squirrel army (is that still one item), and excellent leadership abilities
So i wave the rubber chicken in the air to distract him, right? and then I command the squirrel army to attack!, right? and then they all chicken out! stupid squirrels :( and then I die trying to beat the wolverine thing to death with a rubber chicken (Please Note: no actual rubber chickens weree injured in the concoction of this explanation)
5. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one’s around except a mime, and it hits the mime, does the mime make a sound?
Of course not! He still has his pride! If he makes a sound he'll die knowing he wasn't mime enough!
6. Ramen noodles. Yes or no?
Yup yup yup
7. Five birds are perched on a fence. You, because you’re feeling sadistic, take out a pellet gun and cap one. How many are left, genius?
You simply assume that my awesome aiming abilities hit one of them? Well i have news for you mister! the shot hit the fence and all the birds realized they were under fire and it was all i could do to slam the window shut and they ran into cuz it was cleaned with windex and they couldn't tell it was a window (you know like in the commercial?)
8. What color is your hair?
Uber Dark Brown (it's a color! look it up in crayola)
10. What do you think of Led Zeppelin?
80'S MUSIC OWNS!
11. Black Sabbath?
haven't listened to it
12. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
OH YEAH! That and Russian Opera!
13. Kevin Smith makes brilliant films. True or False?
Who's Kevin Smith? (me googles) FALSE you trickster! He stars in good stuff though!
14. In the grand scheme of things, what three things would you say are most important to you?
family, friends, hobbies
15. YOU! Cake or death?
Cake, whatever ya got
16. Does elevator music ever remind you of the elevator?
it makes me puke (the music not the elevator)
17. 4 way tag team match. Wayne & Garth vs. Bill & Ted vs. Laurel & Hardy vs. Jay & Silent Bob. Who wins?
Wayne & Garth will go down first, cuz country sucks
Jay & Silent Bob next
then Bill & Ted, they were pretty funny....
and Laurel & Hardy Will beat the living crap out of all of them! and reign as Champion of the World Wide Comedy Fight! W00t!
18. The following quote is said by whom in what movie?
“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air.”
Dogma
19. Got a car? If so, what kind is it?
1974 Volkswagon Type 11
20. Can I get a ride?
Sure, plenty 'a' room
21. May I be excused to go to the bathroom?
SCREW YOU! HOW DARE YOU JUST WALK OUT ON AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT! PEE ON YOURSELF!
22. Alright. So you take a part-time job with The Mafia. You are the Godfather’s taste tester. By some string of events you know for a fact that the Godfather’s ravioli has been poisoned by an Irish family that controls another part of town but has been trying to move into the Godfather’s territory. Telling the Godfather that his ravioli is poisoned will arouse suspicion that you are double-crossing the Family. And only an idiot would refuse to taste the ravioli. Remember, The Mafia is like elephants. They never forget. What do you do?
really only one right answer to this question...and sadly...i have no clue what it is...
so..i...Throw the ravioli at the wall and start screaming "I HATE RAVIOLI! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" and just make a big old scene like that, could work...it has a definate chance...
23. Are you by any chance Catholic?
Well..my mom was catholic
24. Communist?
Russian Or True communism?
25. Hungry? I’ve got a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just ate
26. What do you think of George W. Bush?
(the contents of this message have been censored due to the laws that govern (anti-bush) talk in this country, now back to your regular programming)
27. Got Milk?
yeah, it's in the fridge
28. “Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson.”, says Elrond. “Unfortunately, you have come at a bad time. We are under siege by orcs from the Misty Mountains who are being led by the Nazgul. You must help us fight. Due to a shortage in armaments, you may only use one weapon. What will you have?” (Sorry kids. No automatic weapons, missile launchers, nukes, rubber chickens, or anything like that can be found in Rivendell).
You can't just mix movies like that! it's just wrong! But if you are Mr. Anderson...your don't need weapons...you are "THE ONE" you could bend their swords around and make them kill themselves
29. Tell me, citizen, are you Spartacus?
Well, to tell a family secret....my great^16 grandfather was Roman...yup yup
30. Ozzy Osborne vs. Donny Osmond. Your money’s on...
who?
31. Who was the 16th president of the United States?
16 aye? (/me googles) oh him! cool (haha i'm not telling!)
32. Hablas tu Espanol?
asi asi :-/
33. Sprechen sie Deutche?
used to know some curse words...
34. So, what do you think of Russia?
Cool Country...dark past...great opera
35. Are you capable of punching someone in the face?
Physically and mentally. (I like this answer, gonna steal it)
36. Have you ever been in a fist fight? If so, what’s largest number of fist fights you’ve ever gotten into in one year?
I've only been in one or two, in school, nothing to "write home about" :-/
37. How would you respond to a question with no wrong answer?
No wrong answer? sweeet! those are the most fun to argue the point to the bitter end, and then argue some more, and just throw BS everywhere!
38. At an interdenominational church gathering, the building catches on fire. What denomination gets out first? Why?
gets out first? hey man this is church! Pious church goeers and such, they all help eachother out of the building....or in today's world, they beat eachother up getting to the door....
39. Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
obviously the ton of feathers, becuase it was packaged in a tightly sealed box, while the bricks were just thrown in some cheap cardboard box and by the time it hit the ground it was empty,
40. What is the atomic number of Lithium?
isn't that the stuff that's used for money in star trek and carried around in gold bricks?
41. Hey! Whassup room? A/S/L?
/kick AOL'er
42. Okay, once and for all. Who is the biggest badass, King Kong or Godzilla?
Godzilla
43. Do you believe in miracles?
Yea
44. Your opinion please. Film, wonderful art form that it is, is still only the bastard child of Theatre. Yes or no? Why?
hmm, probably....cuz film is like a mad attempt to make as many billions as you can....and theatre is probably more about giving a great show each time then making a crapload of money
45. Idaho. Youdaho?
That was retarded in school and it's still retarded...DIE
46. Do you think Smurfs would taste good, or would you just use them to make blue paint?
NO! you take your grubby hands off the Smurfs! that was a good show!
47. If natural selection really works, why do you think Carrot Top is still around?
are you kidding? with hair like that!
48. Say something nice about the person who sent this to you.
(well, i read it in his blog)
hmm..Exdaix..something nice...he's a cool nut, and still goofy, and draws some really nice things :)
49. Say something nice about anyone besides the person who sent this to you. Anyone at all!
well, my parent's are really great for all that they help me out with
50. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm pretty sure i failed that class
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